danielashley000's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Another Day Five]

Too mushy for a cartoon.

The animation is good, I know the amount of work it takes to hand-animate, but the concept just wasnt that good, AT ALL. The song made this movie seem absolutely GAY... seriously... am I supposed to be moved watching cartoon characters run around the woods with a gay ass soundtrack?

This needs: More edge, better music (actual music, not just a ripped track), and characters with personality...

too cookie cutter for me. if it weren't for the animation I might've given this a 5 or lower.

The-Super-Flash-Bros responds:

I'm glad you appreciate the hard work.
I know its not for everyone. the stories are always supposed to be a little sketchy and simple.
I'm sorry if you didn't see any personality in the characters.
-Dim

[WTFNOOB - Bounce]

WEAK!

Just because it looks good it gets first page? This game SUCKS.

Hey look, you get to slap your spacebar until your wrists hurt,and you will NEVER WIN!!!

Fuck this shit, let's see some good content make first page for a change.

SpriteRemixClock responds:

what

[The Swordsman 2]

This is close to mine in score?

Umm.. my movie is 5 minutes long, with 6 different soundtracks and about 5 times more handdrawn animation.

and you have the same score as me... Newgrounds is pretty lame.

wallpaperman responds:

YEAH! I agree, my other movie is like 7 minutes long, with 2 different songs, smooth animation, great artwork, and everything (not boasting at all) and has a score of like 2!! crappy eh?

[18 hours of my Life!]

Fucking lame.

I can't believe people gave this such a good score. So what if it took 18 hours... it was shit. The music was perhaps the gayest thing I have ever heard... the content was pointless... TRULY POINTLESS. Thank you so much for wasting 5 minutes of my time.

Next time: Have some actual substance... fucking ridiculous.

*shits on this page* Later.

Sqeezy responds:

lmfaowtflolrofl

["R"]

Man... that sucked. I'm sorry but that sucked.

This movie was supposed to be about many things, and it was about none of them. I have read alot of philosophy and hardly any real philosophical thoughts were posed.

Dude what the fuck.
Never make a movie this long if you are only going to ask old and stale questions which lead to no answers.

Sorry but that was a waste of the time it took me to download it... not to mention watch it.

Da-Dinictus responds:

You are supposed to think. You are supposed to contribute kindly to the portal.
You did neither. Good day, you talentless hack.

[Flip Book Bite]

oh my god

i have never been more scared in my life.

just kidding...
but if i were tripping acid that would've set me on a whole new level of insanity.

nice animation: insanely bizzare

PezDSpensr responds:

Cool! Another branch of graphics I never thought I'd break into...Hallucinogenic aids. Thanks!

[Chipmunks Gangsta Rap]

Just a notice from us modem users.

Hey man, I'm giving you a decent score just cause this needs to be said. 10 megabytes for any flash movie is ridiculous, unless it is an awesome short film, don't waste people's time like that! or newgrounds bandwidth!

flash movies are made to be small and efficient, you must suck balls with computers if you cannot make a decent cartoon without cutting down sound file sizes or whatever... EDUCATE YOURSELF, MANG!

pyropymp responds:

You just broke the rules, mang. Please learn to read... for the love of God, reading is *NOT HARD*! If you are a modem user, you SHOULDN'T be loading this anyway. I warned you, but you still did, and you STILL complain. Yes I suck cuz I can't cut the size down, I KNOW that... but NOBODY is forcing you to waste time. Goddamn how many times must I repeat myself... educate YOURSELF already. Jesus

[here is gone]

Fuckin lame

Sorry to be so harsh but this cartoon sucks. What is it supposed to be? A music video with fruit, instead of real people. HAHAHAH I GET IT! Wait, no I don't.

FruitClocks are gay, I don't get what people see about them that's so interesting. Fuckin lame.

GrapefruitcIock responds:

I appreciate that you expressed your opinion without wishing death to me or my loved ones, unlike some people.
Im not going to insult you or anything, i can take constructive critism well
Thanks for the review.

[The - stoner]

lol!

Have you ever been stoned before buddy? Obviously not. The whole sad addict walking down the sidewalk, finding a jay (If i just found a jay on the sidewalk I'd be so fuckin happy) thing is bs.

Sorry, but if you want to comment on a bad drug that actually makes people like that, try coke. Pot is a beatiful plant with none of those affects, just a great happy feeling.

ba-ASH responds:

I'm sorry that you didn't see what I see when you watched the animation, and yes I do smoke pot...